You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
