you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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