i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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