I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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