he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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