dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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