i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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