At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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