Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think a kid would responsible me up
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
