It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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