Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
