Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
that's an acceptable place to lick
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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