with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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