So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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