Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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