This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Even my vagina gasped.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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