dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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