Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Randomize
