Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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