What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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