I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
only you would photoshop your dick
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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