i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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