Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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