And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize
