did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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