the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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