i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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