I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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