The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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