Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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