okay pat passed out under dana's car
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I don't want my vagina anymore.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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