id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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