1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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