you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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