there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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