just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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