If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
