He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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