I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I skipped work to stalk him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
