If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize