Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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