I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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