I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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