Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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