so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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