are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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