butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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