This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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