Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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