i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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