Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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