I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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