im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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