I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't like sucking hair
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize