Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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